So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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