physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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