Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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