As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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