i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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It's never too late to be topless.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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