hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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