beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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