I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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