Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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