Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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