what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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