fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
