Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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