Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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