Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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