forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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