She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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