Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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