I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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