so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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