I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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