yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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