i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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