thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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