Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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