why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
