I hate all girls vehemently.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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