guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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