I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
Randomize
