Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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