so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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