Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I believe in your delicious
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