She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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