Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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