I think I died a long time ago.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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