Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
You surviving the open bar?
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
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