Already got asked if we're dating
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
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At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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