So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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