He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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