office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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