your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
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I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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