i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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