so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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