He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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