did you get engaged???
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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