We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
