Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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