I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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