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say what?
wanna hang out?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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