I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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