Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
How's work?
Spinning.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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