just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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