So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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