this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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