Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
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I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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