If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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