Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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