There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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