I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
operation have a gay friend backfired
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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