I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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