she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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