You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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