I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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